University of Louisville Hospital Merger with Catholic Health Initiatives Rejected

After much anticipation, Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear rejected the proposed merger between the University of Louisville Hospital, Jewish Hospital, Sts. Mary and Elizabeth Hospital with the Denver-based Catholic Health Initiatives.  Even though this will probably hurt all institutions involved financially, I feel this was the right thing to do.  Although some other factors were cited in the decision, the overwhelming problem with the merger was the imposition of Catholic beliefs on the practice of reproductive medicine at University Hospital.  Like most university hospitals, there is a large indigent patient population that is served by the hospital, and, like it or not, reproductive services are an important offering.  We are not just talking about abortion here.  The merger would have banned procedures like tubal ligations and prescribing of oral contraceptives.  Yes, in the sacrosanct illogical world-view of mainstream Catholicism (not to mention many Protestants), contraception is verboten even though it is probably the best way to cut down on abortions.  Anyway, the compromise position that the hospitals proposed was that patients needing reproductive services would be bused (hmm…) to Baptist Hospital East, the hospital for the wealthy Louisvillians who live on the east side of town (Louisville is still quite segregated, with marked contrasts between its east and west sides).  Among other things, the arrival of a busload of poor black folk at the predominantly wealthy white Baptist Hospital would be a sure tip-off of what these people were there for, which is a clear-cut HIPAA violation.

Recent years have seen a encroachment of the 1st amendment separation of church and state.  Government funding of religious charities, the so-called “Faith-based Initiatives” started by President George W. Bush and maintained by President Obama, are an obvious example.  Elections have become much more religious in nature, with candidates defending their religious faith, or raising their hands at a debate to say that no, they don’t believe in evolution.   We’ve gone quite a way backwards since the day that John F. Kennedy had to defend himself by saying that his religious views (he was a Catholic) would not influence his policy making in the White House.  Any candidate who said that  would get nowhere in politics in the America of 2012.  There are real doubts that a Mormon could be elected president, because, well, he’s a Mormon.

Despite the professions by the uninformed that “we are a Christian Country” (or the slightly more expansive “Judeo-Christian Country”), the founding fathers were mostly Deists, who went out of their way to set up a Constitution that would avoid the religious persecution that existed in Europe at the time.  There is no mention of God in the Constitution.  Even the presidential oath of office does not mention “so help me God.”  Despite the myth that it was added by George Washington, the first recorded use of the phrase in the presidential oath was by Chester Arthur in 1881.  “In God We Trust” was not made a motto of the United States until 1956.  It was added to paper money in 1957.  “Under God” was added to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954.  This all happened at the height of the Cold War, when the United States was pitted against the “Godless Communists.”   Here is a recital of the Pledge from the 1940s or 50s without the “under God” phrase.  The point is that the increasing entanglement of politics and religion in the United States is a relatively recent phenomenon, and I applaud any attempt to resist this, in the true spirit of our founding fathers.  So kudos to Gov. Beshear!

Birds vs Bagels: Killing Trees At Panera Bread

Trees Cut Down at Panera Bread

My wife and I walked down to the 4th Street Panera Bread in downtown Louisville this morning and found workmen cutting down and destroying the trees in front of the restaurant.  Puzzled we went in and asked the restaurant manager what was going on.  She said that they had a “bird problem” outside the restaurant.  The evil birds  would congregate on the tree limbs and wreak havoc on the umbrellas over the tables below.  It appears this constant need to clean the umbrellas was too much for the big restaurant chain, and so, the trees (and hence the birds) had to go.  We were upset by all this, told the manager they would not have our business anymore, and left, sadly watching the wanton destruction of 6 or 8 old trees that were an inconvenient roosting place for those bad birds.  I couldn’t help but thinking, the birds never bothered me when eating outside at Panera.  What did bother me, what prevented me from eating outside, was the smokers.  If Panera wanted to do something to improve the outdoor eating experience, I’d suggest: ban the smokers, leave the birds and the trees.  There’s little enough of nature in the downtown area of a city.

Occupy Christmas

The Xmas madness starts before summer has officially ended.  In retail stores and malls decorations go up and Xmas music is endlessly looped for months.  Now Black Friday is starting on Thursday — many stores will be open today, Thanksgiving.  Yes let’s ruin one of our best holidays, Thanksgiving — you know, the holiday when families gather and give thanks and eat a feast and don’t spend any money except on travel fares and food — in order to rev up for the BIG ONE:  XMAS!!  And if you ever wondered what the unknown X stands for in that abbreviation, it surely is not “Christ.”  The X equals “$.”

From various sources I have read that consumer spending accounts for 70% of the US economy, and a large percentage of that spending occurs during the Xmas season.  That means that the US economy is driven, to a large extent, by the mindless shopping frenzy that begins tomorrow today. What a great basis for an economy!  No wonder we are in trouble!

I’m sure that the people who profit from all this are the “one-percenters” — the CEOs of Walmart, Target, and others.  I doubt the store clerks are real happy about working on Thanksgiving.  In this time of 9% unemployment and economic stress, the last thing people need is a mandatory holiday that forces them to purchase gifts for each other, running up credit card debt.  Last year, credit card debt increased 3.5% from November to December, an increase of 2.3 billion dollars of debt.  Just what the economy needs!

I would propose: stop the gift giving.  The last thing people need are useless trinkets that most are going to exchange for something else the day after Xmas.  We already have enough iPods, neckties, bath salts, and whatever else people buy for each other.  There are people who are hurting badly in this world.  If I could start a movement, it would be designed to remove the onus of gift-buying from Xmas.  Sure you can buy gifts if you want.  It just should not be mandatory.  If you have excess money to fritter away (lucky you!) why not consider giving it away to a good charitable cause.  Feed people who are starving.  Help animals.  Support a cause.  Don’t buy another necktie.  Giving money to those that actually need it gives you a much better feeling inside that buying useless junk for people who could afford to buy things themselves.  If you feel you must give your family members or coworkers a gift, give a donation to a charity in their name.

Sure this is a kind of “War on Christmas.”  But it’s just meant to be a war on the commercial aspects of the holiday.  If you wish to celebrate the holiday as Christ’s birthday, or even as just the Winter Solstice, that’s fine.  Make it another Thanksgiving type holiday, a time to reunite with family and eat a lot of good food.  Get rid of the presents under the tree (yes even for the kids — stop the lying to your kids about imaginary beings flying around and coming down chimneys.  Maybe your kids will trust you when they grow up if you don’t lie to them now).  Join the movement!  Occupy Christmas!

UPDATE: There actually is an Occupy Christmas movement.  See here.

Medicare ICD Guidelines Exegesis

In the process of preparing a module for my EP Mobile program on the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) guidelines for using implantable cardiac defibrillators (ICD), I have had to delve deeply into the source document for said guidelines, the Medicare National Coverage Determination (NCD) Manual, more specifically, Chapter 1, Part 1,  Section 20.4, Rev. 129, found here.  The purpose of the module is to allow the user to input a few important clinical facts about a patient, e.g. ejection fraction, heart failure class, history of myocardial infarction, etc., and come up with an answer as to whether CMS will cheerfully pay for the ICD implant and leave you in peace or will, after a few years, come back at you with a Department of Justice investigation, accuse you of criminal fraud, and haul you away to the slammer.  Actually, there are indications that the DOJ attorneys are not approaching this investigation in a ham-handed way.  Apparently they are coming to understand some of the nuances of actual day-to-day medical decision making and realizing that the all-hallowed, set-in-stone, “guidelines” may not indeed cover all cases in which ICD implantation is indicated.  In fact, strict adherence to the guidelines could actually increase costs and risks to patients, such as the now oft-cited situation of a patient within 40 days of an myocardial infarction (MI) who would qualify for an ICD after the 40 days, but needs a device now because of bradycardia.  It would make no sense to implant a pacemaker and then a few weeks later remove it and replace it with an ICD.  It seems that even our governing overlords are not dense enough to sanction something like that.

There are 9 guidelines in all.  Going back from the 9th to the first guideline is like going back in time, from 2005 (when the last guideline was added) to 1991.  As you travel back in time, the guidelines get simpler, more succinct, and less specific.  The multiple exclusions applied to the later guidelines disappear.  Nostalgic memories of a simpler, less complicated time surface when we read the original ICD guideline:

1. Documented episode of cardiac arrest due to ventricular fibrillation (VF), not due to a transient or reversible cause (effective July 1, 1991).

Nothing could be simpler or more straight-forward than that!  Things already start to get a little more complicated with the second and third guidelines, introduced in 1999:

2. Documented sustained ventricular tachyarrhythmia (VT), either spontaneous or induced by an electrophysiology (EP) study, not associated with an acute myocardial
infarction (MI) and not due to a transient or reversible cause (effective July 1, 1999).
3. Documented familial or inherited conditions with a high risk of life-threatening VT, such as long QT syndrome or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy (effective July 1, 1999).

 

Guideline #2 is particularly thorny.  What is the definition of sustained?  A minute? 30 sec? 15 sec? Requiring cardioversion?  Then there is the use of the abbreviation “VT.”  Compare with the use of “VF” for ventricular fibrillation in guideline #1.  VT is the common abbreviation for ventricular tachycardia, yet the holy text uses it as an abbreviation for “ventricular tachyarrhythmia.”  I would take this to mean either ventricular tachycardia or ventricular fibrillation, but, like Biblical apologists, I have to be careful not to be guilty of eisegesis (reading too much into the text) as opposed to exegesis (an objective literal interpretation).  More importantly, in the case of induced “VT,” why was the EP study done in the first place?  Can someone with nonsustained VT occurring after an MI (but not within the acute phase, whatever that is defined as — ? 48 hours) have an EP study to see if they have inducible “sustained VT” and then get an ICD.  Note that this Guideline #2 seems not to fall under the 40 day post MI No-ICD-Zone that the later guidelines have.  The answer to these questions is: Who knows? And the 3rd guideline also seems rather vague.  I actually like the vagueness.  It seems to put the physician back in the driver’s seat.  Maybe we as physicians can decide which patients with long QT syndrome and hypertrophic cardiomyopathy can get ICDs, based on our judgment.  The guideline seems to leave open the possibility of other conditions being covered, such as Brugada Syndrome and Arrhythmogenic Right Ventricular Cardiomyopathy/Dysplasia.  Overall, the first three guidelines, dating from the 1990s, are vague and broad, with some wiggle room.  Good for physicians and patients, but bad for CMS presumably.  Subsequent guidelines were to be much more specific and rigid.

The remaining guidelines are based on the major primary sudden death prevention trials: MADIT-II and SCD-Heft.  These trials, like all clinical trials, have inclusion and exclusion criteria that were primarily designed to increase the power of the trials: i.e. to make sure the primary endpoints are met with the fewest patients and lowest costs.  The best way to do this is enroll patients at  highest risk who are clinically in a “steady-state.”  This means excluding recent MI, recent stenting or bypass surgery, patients with class IV (very severe) heart failure, and so forth.  CMS decided to take a very literal interpretation of these studies, assuming the results only applied to the exact populations studied, and basically cut and pasted the exact same inclusion and exclusion criteria used in the studies into their guidelines.  Thus the 40 day post-MI and 90 day post-stent or CABG exclusions.  Very concrete thinking on the part of the CMS folks, and, as is always the case, an approach that leads to less spending.  I don’t disagree with some waiting period after interventions or infarction, but one must understand that these waiting periods perhaps by intent save the government money either because the patient’s ejection fraction (EF) improves and he or she no longer needs an ICD (a good thing!) or the patient dies and no longer needs an ICD (oops!).

Here’s Guideline #4:

4. Coronary artery disease with a documented prior MI, a measured left ventricular ejection fraction (LVEF) ≤ 0.35, and inducible, sustained VT or VF at EP study. (The MI
must have occurred more than 40 days prior to defibrillator insertion. The EP test must be performed more than 4 weeks after the qualifying MI.)

This is the guideline based on the original MADIT study.  Somewhere along the line the need for showing that induced VT be non-suppressible by procainamide (part of the the MADIT study) seems to have disappeared — I could swear it was in there at one time.  It seems that hardly anyone does EP studies post-MI anymore, mostly because most of these patients are covered by the later guidelines based on SCD-Heft.  The only difference is that SCD-Heft requires Class II or III heart failure symptoms.  Criterion #4 could be applied to a SCD-Heft type patient with Class I heart failure and EF between 30 and 35%,, though at least in my experience it is not a common practice.  Note also that this guideline seems to conflict somewhat with guideline #2.

Guideline #5:

5. Documented prior MI and a measured LVEF ≤0.30 and a QRS duration of >120 milliseconds (the QRS restriction does not apply to services performed on or after
January 27, 2005).

This guideline still leaves in the controversial QRS > 120 msec criterion based on a overly-strict analysis of MADIT-II.  Patients with wider QRS complexes had more benefit from ICDs.  CMS later reversed this unpopular decision.  It is somewhat amusing that CMS does not make its rulings retroactive.  Presumably if you implanted an ICD in someone with a narrow QRS on January 26, 2005 you were committing Medicare fraud whereas if you had  just waited one more day everything would have been legal.

This is the first guideline encumbered with the Holy Exclusions, which can be summarized as:

Thou shalt not have Class IV heart failure

Thou shalt not have cardiogenic shock

Thou shalt not have had a CABG or PTCA within 3 months

Thou shalt not have had an MI within 40 days

Thou shalt not need coronary revascularization

Thou shalt not have a life expectancy of less than one year

Guidelines 6 and 7 are from SCD-Heft.

6. Patients with ischemic dilated cardiomyopathy (IDCM), documented prior MI, NYHA Class II and III heart failure, and measured LVEF ≤ 35%
7. Patients with non-ischemic dilated cardiomyopathy (NIDCM) > 9 months, NYHA Class II and III heart failure, and measured LVEF ≤ 35%

Of interest, the time limit of 9 months (later shortened to 3 months in Guideline #9) only applies to non-ischemic cardiomyopathy.  Although it is frequently stated (and certainly is good practice) that patients should be on optimal medical therapy before getting an ICD (i.e. beta blockers, ACE inhibitors), this is not actually stated in the guidelines.  Thus patients with ischemic cardiomyopathy do not have to wait to see if it gets better (as long as they don’t fall under the Holy Exclusions mentioned above) in order to get an ICD.  I find that this is a frequent misconception (I held it myself for some time).

Guideline 8 is the only one that addresses cardiac resynchronization therapy (CRT):

8. Patients who meet all current Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) coverage requirements for a cardiac resynchronization therapy (CRT) device and have
NYHA Class IV heart failure

The ironic thing about this guideline is that CMS actually does not have a national coverage document (NCD) for CRT, CRT guidelines are decided state by state.  After reading this many times, I’m still not sure what it means.  Surely it doesn’t mean that any one with Class IV heart failure with a wide QRS can get an ICD with CRT?  What about the various waiting periods (40 days post-MI, 3 months post-revascularization, 3 months after diagnosis of nonischemic cardiomyopathy)?  Do they apply?  Most commentators I have read feel this guideline essentially extends the other guidelines that exclude patients with Class IV heart failure to include those patients, as long as they meet CRT criteria (essentially have a widened QRS), but I have to say this one wins the prize for vagueness.  The Department of Justice could have a field day with this one.

Finally Guideline 9 is the same as 7, just shortening the waiting period for patients with non-ischemic cardiomyopathy from 9 months to 3 months.  This guideline also adds another Holy Exclusion: patients with irreversible brain damage (seems rather obvious).

The above guidelines have not been updated since 2005.  They are the Nine Commandments, written, as it were, in stone.  Ambiguous, vague, self-contradictory they may be, but, ignore them at your peril!

Adventures In Computing: From OpenSuse To Ubuntu

New releases of Linux distributions tend to occur more rapidly than new releases of Windows or Mac OS X.  New Linux distro releases have the latest versions of the Linux kernel, as well as the most up-to-date versions of useful open-source software programs.  In other words, cool stuff.  Nevertheless, upgrading is always fraught with a little danger.  My main development computer here at EP Studios, SuperSluggo, was laboring a bit under the burden of a version of OpenSuse that was a little out of date: version 11.2 as opposed to the latest version 11.4.  I was starting to get an annoying message whenever I started VirtualBox.  Some new version was available, but not for OpenSuse 11.2.  I would need 11.3 or 11.4 to upgrade.  Well, I could live with the old version, but, looking at the OpenSuse documentation, it appeared it was possible to perform a “distribution update” over the Internet, with minimal risk.  My home directory is mounted on a separate partition from the root partition — which I highly recommend — so that an upgrade should not mess up any of my personal data.  So, following the instructions, I went ahead and started upgrading from 11.2 to 11.3.

In the process, I changed my non-OpenSuse repositories to their respective 11.3 versions as well.  The documentation suggested doing this, though noting there was a certain danger in including non-OpenSuse repositories.  Blithely ignoring this, I went ahead with the upgrade.  About a half-hour into it, I got an error message, with an old-fashioned “abort-retry-ignore” set of options.  The default reponse was “abort.”

Since the days of floppy disks, when this message first appeared, I never really understood what the right response was.  In retrospect I should have chosen “ignore,” and I’m sure the upgrade would have skipped over this file and continued.  Instead, for unknown reasons I chose the default choice of “abort” which promptly aborted (duh) the upgrade and returned me to the command line.

So I had a partially upgraded system on my hands.  Probably the only way to rescue this situation would have been to rerun the upgrade from the beginning.  Instead I did the stupidest thing possible (I’m writing this so others don’t follow in my footsteps).  I rebooted the computer.

Of course, when it rebooted, it couldn’t find the boot partition, and so I was stuck.  By this point I was ready to give up on OpenSuse.  Time for a change!  I had a Ubuntu 11.04 USB stick which I had used to install Ubuntu on my laptop.  I used to it boot into Ubuntu.  I checked which partitions were which, then set up a custom installation, preserving my /home folder.  Ubuntu installed nicely.  I was able to install the set of programs I am used to (e.g. Eclipse, Qt Creator, Emacs, TvTime, Vlc, VirtualBox and others), and with some minor tweaking got everything working.  Amazingly, after installing VirtualBox, all the virtual OSes I had previously installed (including WinXP and Win7) worked just fine.  I then went ahead and updated 11.04 to 11.10 without any problem.  I actually like the new Unity interface.  On my laptop, it saves an extra line on the screen, which is important with a 16:9 screen.

So goodbye OpenSuse, the first Linux distribution I ever tried (don’t feel too bad, it’s still running on the kitchen computer, MediumHeadBoy), and hello Ubuntu.

Science For Sale

I have written about this before, but I am still shocked by the stultifying effect copyright law has on the dissemination of science.  In looking to expand my first attempt at an Android app, EP Mobile, I used “The Google” to look up various algorithms for localization of accessory pathways.  I remembered that there were several algorithms dating back to the 1980s, but I couldn’t remember the details.  ECG algorithms are a great thing to put into an app, because they are hard to remember.  I was shocked to find, with the exception of a figure from Hurst’s The Heart which had been scanned into Google Books,that none of these algorithms was readily available on the web.  None!  All the articles I found required purchase, even dating back to Milstein’s seminal algorithm (from Sonny Jackman’s lab in Oklahoma City) published in PACE in 1987!  It costs $35 to read this article!  Every other article I found on this topic from 1992 to 2008 cost at least $31.50 to download.  Really?!  This is the intended purpose of the copyright law, to prevent easy dissemination of scientific knowledge?  A practicing physician today who wants to improve his patient care by learning a useful ECG algorithm has to pay some publisher $35 to read an article written 24 years ago??  It is the publishers who hold the copyright on these scientific articles.  Authors published by peer-reviewed journals and the peer reviewers themselves are not paid a cent for their work.  The author is required to hand over the copyright to the publisher.  Current copyright law in the United States maintains copyright of published works for 95 years!  While an argument could be made in the pre-Internet era that providing a printed copy of a work does cost a significant amount of money, nowadays providing a digital download is virtually without cost — certainly not costing $35!  There is a movement towards Open Access publishing and there are Open Access medical journals.  This is a great idea.  But it doesn’t go far enough.  Scientists benefit from public and private funding, from universities, from government grants,and from human volunteers who participate in research.  Scientists are also human beings who benefit from the research of other scientists.  Scientists advance the human race, but only if their results can be shared with other scientists, with physicians, and with all of humankind (including publishers).  All scientific papers should be in the public domain.  Period.

A Microsoft Morning

I try to avoid The Vole, as Microsoft is referred to by one of my favorite tech sites, The Inquirer,  but, much like Chun The Unavoidable in Jack Vance’s The Dying Earth, it sometimes is, well, unavoidable.  One reason I can’t completely cut the tie to Bill Gates et al. is the electronic medical records (EMR) system used by my practice: Allscripts Touchworks (I don’t provide a link, unless you are rolling in dough you can’t afford to buy it).  As far as I can tell, it is inextricably tied to Internet Explorer, which only runs on Microsoft Windows.  It seems to use several proprietary Microsoft technologies, including .NET, ActiveX controls, and other closed-source slop that basically grafts itself to your computer, acting as a supposedly benevolent virus so that you can look up medical records anywhere there is a computer  a Microsoft Windows computer with Internet access with Internet Explorer.  But don’t expect to just sit down at a computer with the above specs, just start up IE and immediately login  to see your task list.  Be prepared to sit through logging in repeatedly at least a half dozen times as the program reloads each time it downloads another ActiveX control.

Well, my computer is already set up, and, having been on vacation, I decided to fire up Touchworks to do some tasks.  I run Windows 7 in a VirtualBox under Linux which works just as well as running it natively, meaning not so well.  I also have Windows XP under VirtualBox, and I tried to do my tasks yesterday, but for some reason Touchworks wouldn’t connect — I think it was a problem on the server end.  Today I tried via Windows 7.

After logging in to Windows 7, a box appeared asking to update the VirtualBox Guest Editions.  Fair enough.  This is what allows the mouse cursor to travel seamlessly from one OS (Linux) to another (Windows) without a hiccup — like a wormhole between two neighboring universes.  So I installed it.  Now a mandatory reboot.  Ok ready for Touchworks — whoa!  A message box had popped from Microsoft Security Extensions saying I did not have a Genuine Copy Of Windows!  There was a link in the box to fix this.  I clicked on it.  It went to a website that had a big turning circle on it with a warning not to do anything else, scarcely even breathe, but don’t touch anything until this web site had thoroughly investigated my copy of Windows.  Then – bing! – the big announcement: My Copy Of Windows Is Genuine!  Of course I already knew that, having shelled out a few hundred bucks for the privilege of installing an OS that then proceeds to question my integrity and basically accuse me of theft.  So, whew!, my honor was vindicated.  The site then instructed my to reinstall Microsoft Security Essentials, the free virus program offered by Windows only to genuine customers.  I downloaded it, installed it — Error Message: Microsoft Security Essentials Already Installed.  It Cannot Be Installed Twice.  Ok, my bad.  I was just following orders.  So, I opened Microsoft Security Essentials.  It again told me my Windows was fraudulent.  But then it gave me an out: “Click Run Validation if you have fixed this.”  Except I didn’t see any Run Validation button.  So I went ahead and updated my virus definitions.  A few minutes later, still the evil Illegal Windows!!! message.  But another message had popped up at the lower right corner of the virtual screen:  New Updates Available.  Maybe I just needed some new updates to fix everything.  I clicked, found myself at the Microsoft Updates website, where there was a solemn pronouncement that there were 2 essential and something like 255 “other” updates available.  Rather than just clicking through the essential updates, I asked for details.  Hmm.  One essential update was a Microsoft Office 2003 program to validate Office files as being genuine.  Not sure I needed another validation program to accuse me of theft.  The other “essential” update was Internet Explorer version 9.  Great!  I have no idea if Touchworks with all its crankiness can run on IE9.  I had been one click away from possibly making Touchworks unworkable.  So I ignored the updates.

Turning back to Microsoft Security Essentials, I now noticed a small font web-link-like text tucked away in an odd corner of the dialog box offering to “run validation check.”  I clicked.  A couple minutes later Microsoft Security Essentials was satisfied that I had not pirated my copy of Windows, and all was well.  Except I had wasted about 45 minutes that I could have been working at my Task list in Touchworks.  Oh well.  Ignoring some other other update messages that were nattering at me in the corner of my eye (Update Java!, Update Flash!, etc.)  I opened Touchworks and stared at the 255 tasks on my task list.  Hmm.  Time for my coffee break.

The Bronze Age

Chronology of Bronze

I don’t think I would be going too far out on a limb to claim that I am the the only electrophysiologist in the world who has read all of the Doc Savage novels.  This is actually quite a feat, as there are 182 original novels by “Kenneth Robeson” (mostly written by Lester Dent between 1933 and 1949), as well as 7 modern novels by Will Murray and one by Philip Jose Farmer.  Amongst the pulp heroes of the 1930s that I have read, including The Spider, G-8, Operator 7, The Shadow, and a few others, Doc and his 5 assistants have always been my near and dear to my heart.  I own some copies of the original pulp Doc Savage magazines, but my entry into the world of Doc Savage occurred like many of my generation in the 1960s, while in Junior High School, when the first of the many Bantam edition reprints of the novels appeared.  The James Bama covers, even if they depicted a different Doc from the Doc of the pulp magazines, were striking to say the least, and hard to resist to a teenage boy.   Buying and reading the books became somewhat of an obsession with me, and in 1990 when the last adventure Up From Earth’s Center was published, I completed with satisfaction a series that took 26 years to publish and read.  It’s amazing that a book publisher would not only take this on, but finish the job.

James Bama's Doc Savage

Lester Dent, the author of most of the novels (he farmed out a few of them to other authors) was an amazingly prolific writer who could churn out thousands of words per month, providing text for not only the monthly Doc Savage magazine, but also numerous other pulps.  At a penny per word, Dent became rich off the pulps.  Given the speed that he and other pulp writers produced text, you would expect that the literary quality of the end result might be, shall we say, uneven, and you would be correct.  Grammatical mistakes, impossible situations, and plot contradictions abound.  Reading any one or two of the sagas leaves one with the impression of cardboard characters that lack personality.  After reading 182 stories, the characters evolve and come to possess real flesh and blood, especially Doc and the two main aides, Monk and Ham, but also the lesser aides, Johnny, Renny, Long Tom, and Doc’s cousin Patricia Savage.  One grows fond of these characters after so many encounters, and I remember a small sense of loss when I read the last words of the last novel in 1990 (though I was pleased to re-encounter Doc and his men in the continuation novels of Murray and Farmer).

The Original Man of Bronze

Doc and the other pulp heroes were ancestors to the comic book superheroes (Superman, Batman, et al.) that came later.  Doc Savage had no super powers, however.  He accomplished his feats by skill, strength, scientific devices, and intellect, helped quite a bit by a supply of limitless wealth garnered from a Mayan treasure horde in the central American country of Hidalgo.  Later comic book heroes paid the ultimate compliment of imitation: compare Doc, “the Man of Bronze” with Superman, “the Man of Steel.”  Doc had the original Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic.  Doc’s real name was Clark Savage, Jr.  Superman was Clark Kent.  Instead of a utility belt like Batman, Doc had a utility vest, full of secret compartments holding equipment and anaesthetic gas.  Some of Doc’s methods were questionable, or at least politically incorrect.  Captured criminals were sent to Doc’s “Crime College” in upstate New York, where they underwent corrective brain surgery to rid them of their criminal tendencies.  Having been written in the 30s and 40s, there is some racial and sexual stereotyping, but this comes with the era and seems relatively mild compared to other output from that time.  On the other hand, conspicuously absent is the lurid violence of a lot of pulp literature.  Doc and his men, with the exception of the first few adventures, use mercy bullets and rarely kill anyone outright — though in time-honored fashion many villains fall prey to their own death traps, and Monk, the most amoral of the bunch, sometimes accidentally-on-purpose dispatches a deserving enemy.

Farmer's "Biography" of Doc

Besides the book covers, it was Philip Jose Farmer’s “biography” of Doc from 1973 that really got me interested in the series.  Following in the footsteps of his previous similar “biography,” Tarzan Alive, Farmer lays out the stories chronologically, attempting to resolve internal conflicts, as if Doc had been a real, living person.  He had done the same thing with Tarzan in the earlier book.  Most cleverly, Farmer outlines Doc’s genealogy, linking him to other fictional persons like Sherlock Holmes, Solomon Kane, Phileas Fogg, Harry Flashman, Fu Manchu, and a host of others (including Tarzan himself).  Since then, others have expanded this geneology; to see the current state of the art, look at The Wold Newton Universe.

Rick Lai’s book pictured at the top of the post is a revision of the Doc Savage chronology, utilizing new information on the dates of submission of the Doc Savage manuscripts as opposed to the publication dates.  Lai is clearly an expert on the pulps and has written numerous articles on Doc Savage and a similar chronology for the Shadow.  He goes through each saga, using clues including mentions of weather and seasons, references to previous adventures and to historical events, and finally publication and submission dates to come up with a generally coherent, consistent chronology.  This is not a trivial task.  After all, these tales are fiction.  But the fun of this type of exercise is to pretend that the Doc Savage tales reflect actual events, and try to piece them together into real time.  Lai is very knowledgeable on history and reveals that numerous apparently fictional events in the stories actually reflect real history.  Lai also credibly identifies the real country of Hildalgo and the real historical figures behind the thinly disguised historical villains of the novels.  After the chronology, Lai explores some apochryphal or non-canonical Doc Savage adventures (such as Doc’s role during the King Kong incident in New York City) and then has a very interesting and detailed chapter about the inevitable interactions that must have occurred between the two contemporaneous superheroes: Doc Savage and The Shadow.  The two worked in the same city at the same time; they must have known each other.  The two though had diametrically opposed philosophies: Doc was as nonviolent as possible, tormented by the deaths that arose in the course of his work.  The Shadow was the opposite: cruelly killing his enemies and laughing at their destruction.   Lai shows how and when the two likely interacted, in what is probably the most fascinating chapter of the book.  Lai does not even try though to bring Doc Savage into the world of Richard Wentworth, The Spider.  If you have read any of tales of The Spider you would understand why.  The Spider’s adventures are even more apocalyptic than Doc’s, fraught with plagues, skyscrapers toppled, millions of innocent people wiped out.  If Doc and The Spider lived in the same world, Lester Dent and the other writers of Doc’s adventures are notably silent about the frequent world-shaking disasters that occurred during the time of his sagas.

The world of the great pulp heroes of the 1930s seems incredibly remote nowadays.  The cheaply produced pulp magazine with their eye-catching covers were a perfect complement to the dreary black and white world of the Great Depression.  Teenage boys reading these stories in the 30s did not know they were to face the horrors of World War II in the next decade.  Paper shortages in the war helped kill the pulps.  Comic books and paperbacks in the 1950s dealt the final blow.  Not great literature perhaps, but literature nevertheless, and part of our American literary heritage.

Moving a WordPress Blog to a New Server

Time doesn’t stand still, even at EP Studios.  Sluggo the original $100 eBay-purchased Pentium III computer was showing signs of age.  Nevertheless, sitting in my closet, hooked to an ethernet cable, exposed to wilds of the Internet on ports 80, 22, 26 and 110, it was an adequate web server for my website/blog for 5 years.  Sure I worried about using an outdated OS (SuSE 10.1) which was not getting any more security updates.  I worried the hard drive would fail after years of continuous use.  But, inertia being what it is, I dragged my feet about doing anything about it.  After all, it still worked.

It was when I tried to update my WordPress installation to version 3.2 that I decided to do something.  The new WordPress required a version of PHP that was not available to SuSE 10.1.  Rather than struggle with updating the operating system, I decided to purchase a real server and do it right.

I usually build my own computers, but I had just bought a Lenovo laptop which seemed pretty rugged, so I looked at the servers they sold at their site.  I ended up buying a Lenovo ThinkServer TS200v 098119U Tower from Buy.com.

TomServo

The thing is quiet as a mouse, hopefully not using much power.  I installed Ubuntu Server 11.04 on it.  For the initial installation I hooked the server up to a keyboard, mouse and monitor.  During installation there are options to install various packages.  I installed a LAMP (Linux/Apache/MySql/PHP) configuration (which is basically what you need to run a web server) as well as OpenSSH (secure shell) so I could communicate with the server by terminal.

Once the initial installation was done, I plugged the server into an ethernet jack, and opened a terminal window on one of my other computers on the same network.  I used ssh to login into the new server (christened TomServo) and all further work I did with the server was via a remote terminal.

I started transferring over my mail server, mail.epstudiossoftware.com.  I used Postfix for mail, the same program that Sluggo used.  My ISP helpfully blocks port 25 (the usual email port), so I have been using a different port and use a mail redirection service (dnsexit.com) to redirect EP Studios mail to the custom port.  To do this involves adding one line to the master.cf file in /etc/postfix.  I found that using the exact instructions in the Ubuntu Server Manual the installation went fine.  I then used dovecot as the pop3 server, and after a dozen or so test emails and some scrambling on google, I had my mail system transferred over and running.

Moving my blog was a little more challenging.  I started by copying the whole directory (/srv/www/htdocs/blog) to TomServo.  I also exported the database and copied that file.  I decided to do a fresh install of WordPress on the new server.  I then imported the database I had exported.  Prior to that I had to set up the wordpress user account and password, and make sure they matched the settings in wp-config.php.

After importing the database, all the blog posts and pages were there.  My theme settings were absent, my plugins were gone, and my linked images were linked to the images on Sluggo.  When I tested the website on the Internet (by port forwarding port 80 to TomServo instead of Sluggo on my router), all those pictures were missing.  When you backup your WordPress blog database, you need to realize that certain items, such as your linked pictures and your plugins, are not included in the database.  Nevertheless it was relatively easy to copy these files directly from Sluggo (files in the wp-content/uploads and wp-content/plugins directories).  I updated my WordPress theme from TwentyTen to TwentyEleven.  Some of the plugins (such as VaultPress) I had to reinstall and then deactivate and activate, but at this point the blog is pretty much up and running and intact.  Sluggo is offline, ready to be decommissioned (should get a Medal of Honor for Valorous Duty).

The End of Books

"Hey, ignore all those print books behind me. Buy me and help put my own store out of business"

Borders is gone.  Barnes and Noble stock has fallen 80% over the last 5 years.  Amazon now sells more eBooks than print books.  Public libraries close on Sundays and have turned into internet cafes where the books are ignored and noise levels are too high to concentrate.  There is no doubt that print books are going the way of vinyl records (or even CDs for that matter).  Extinction.  No more browsing the latest titles while sipping coffee.  No more judging a book by its cover, or on impulse buying a book based on its jacket blurb, only to discover a new favorite author.  No more going to the bookstore to hear an author speak and autograph a book (just try to get your eBook autographed).  I know that to many people a book store is just another store, like a furniture store, but to others, myself included, there was always something special about book stores.   Books have given me uncounted hours of enjoyment.  Perhaps it is bit perverse to feel attached to physical books rather than the ones and zeros of a digitized text, but I make no apologies for this fetish.  There is something about cracking the stiff spine of a brand new book, the feel and smell of the newly minted pages, that is ineffable.  And very soon now these experiences will be gone.

Soon to be a scene from the past?

I will miss printed books, but I am not a Luddite and realize, as Galadriel says in The Lord of the Rings, “the world is changing.”   The trees at least are probably happy with this change.